Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Initially

As my first post I should explain that I hate the word 'blog' and all variations, i.e., blogger, blogging, blogged.  It sounds awful and the only good thing about it is the word can sound like a type of lumber jack. 

"Yes I'm a blogger.  I cut blumber into blogs.  I take some of my bwood to the bpulp mill where they turn it in to bpaper."

Also, I disagree with most made up words that can be used as a person, verb, and object for the simple reason that it creates ridiculousness.

"The blogger blogged in his blog about how blogging was awesome."  http://repetitivewordusage.blogspot.com/ (made up webaddress).

So you may be asking "if he doesn't like blogs then why is he blogging?"  The simple answer is hatred, the more complex answer has to do with friends and peers, who no longer want me to waste their time with my delightful ideas, presuring me into writing them down in a medium that they can view or ignore at their convenience.  We'll see if this meets their goal.  My guess is it will just give me more ideas to bother them with.

Finally, I dislike most people who comment on blogs and will mock you without mercy if the mood strikes me.  That is all.

1 comment:

  1. hey i'm your first commenter. i rock. do not mock me mercilessly.

    ~Allison

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